Overheard #1: Sam Kills a Spider
Sam: Mom, you know what I did? I did a really big JOB in my nap! I KILLED a spider!!!!
me: oh, really? hmmm, how did you do that?
Sam: Well. I saw a spider, and I didn’t want him to bite me, or my wife, (we do a lot of role-playing that Sam is a “big guy.” Hence the “wife” reference) so I SMUSHED him. You know how I did it? First I smashed it, and then I wiped it off, and then I put soap on it, and then I smashed it all down on the part of the sink that put out all the water. Is that a good way to kill a spider?
me: Yes, I guess it is. Why did you put it in the sink?
Sam: Cause that would suck it all up and make it not ever come up again! Do you think that’s a good way how to kill a spider?
me: You know, I think it’s perfect. But did you say you put soap on the carpet?
Sam: No! Is that the thing we walk on? (Yes.) No!
me: Oh good. Well where did you put the soap?
Sam: On the spider! So that would make the spider gluey so you couldn’t eat it. (?) It was just crawling fast but then I had it!
me: Oh! So the spider was in the sink when you put the soap on it? (Yes.) Why did you use the soap?
Sam: Well, THAT would make the spider’s skin peel off so it would not move again.
me: Wow. Where did you get that idea?
Sam: From my sink!
Of course, from the sink.
me: Well…thank you for killing that spider for me.
Sam: Yes! I killed it BEFORE it went downstairs. Because I didn’t want it to bit you or Ty or my mom or my wife or my little baby or ME! And I killed it so it would not kill anyone else by going (makes “chomp” sound). And I am really happy that I killed that spider.
Brave boy, that Sam. 🙂
Overheard #2: Sam with a Marker
Sam: Mom, can I write on myself like a big guy with this? (holding orange marker)
me: No. Big guys don’t write on themselves with markers. Little babies do, and then their mommies take away the marker.
Sam: But some big guys do.
me: Like who? I don’t think so.
Sam: But like the big guys who play basketball.
Ahhhh, tattoos…How do I explain a tattoo?
Thank you, “big guy basketball players” for the great example! 🙂